As a high school senior registering for the first semester of college, that 9 am Literature class doesn't seem early...
Each night of the week there will be a new, rational reason to party and drink booze.
Yes, smoke that joint.
College men do not change the sheets in their dorm often.
Bring your own beer to any large frat party. The keg will be gone when you get there.
Be grateful that you will have sex with at least one woman that is totally out of your league.
Avoid conversations with law school students at all costs.
