Once you’ve graduate college and have worked in the real world for a few years, you realize your college GPA doesn’t mean shit to anyone other than your parents.
I still use my college ID to get the student discount at the movie theatre. I’ve been out of college for nearly four years now.
Working with people near my dad’s age is something I will never be able to properly adjust to.
I’ve written three checks in the last two years. Even my landlord has electronic rent payment.
The catalog “Design With Reach” has a very misleading name.
According to ten o’ clock news segments over the past twenty-five years (collectively), everything you come into contact with on a daily basis could possibly kill you and or save your life.
All celebrities are short.
Who invented Q-tips and how did they arrive at this invention?
Almost everyone I know professionally has or does smoke pot.
Sometimes I think the blind people I see walking the streets with their stick are fucking with everyone.
People that don’t share my exact views on movies are automatically considered idiots in my mind.
Two for one lasik surgery coupons scare me.
I was recently surprised to discover that MADtv is still on the air.
