Also, watch this:
...Going Home From That Party from Stuck In Traffic on Vimeo.
NOTIONS TO FEAR:
How would America respond if a Barack Obama sex tape leaked?
This is your morning morning-wood report: I have it.
I want a gun that launches sharks.
More dumb people own guns that you think.
I'm frightened of tall women.
I don't want to be considered the guy that everyone refers to as "that guy."
You know when you refer to a kid and say "its a boy/girl" - you're still referring to the child as "it."
Attractive people DO get treated better than everyone else, I don't care what you say. And it's nobody's fault but YOURS....you know what I'm talking about. And I think it's okay and fairly natural.
If I had to chose between a woman and sandwiches, I would have to think about it for a while.
When driving down a narrow two way, two lane street, slowing down drastically doesn't make your car smaller.
I have a hard time spelling parallel correctly.
I don't know how it got started, but no girl will ever look good in Aviator sunglasses. Those were made for men, let's keep it that way please. (see video below)
